#Parenthood: 7 Things I Think While Watching Disney Jr.

I'm into the list posts right now.

Just go with it. 

7 Things I Think While Whatching Disney Jr.

1. Why is every single TV in this house already set to Disney Jr?
We used to have lives.

(if miraculously not set to Disney Jr: Jesus, who changed the channel to ESPN?! Huuuuurry up, cable box, this kid is about to lose his mind if he doesn't get some Mickey in his system, like, yesterday)

2. Ok, how did Sophia the First's mom land the King if she was just a lowly townsperson?

Someone has some 'splainin to do - and that is an episode that I definitely want to watch. 

Maybe Tim Gunn can narrate. 

3. Hey, Miles from Tomorrow Land, your dad is kinda hot. 

And seems pretty young for your mom....just sayin.

4. Oh come ON! We just saw this Mickey Mouse Clubhouse yesterday. 

Is it not enough that I have to listen to Mickey's voice? At least toss some fresh content my way.

5. I'm pretty sure Hattie on Doc McStuffins secretly says a curse word every.single.episode. 

I swear the other day she said Sure As Shit, Sugar! I hit rewind to hear it again just to ensure that all of the Disney exposure wasn't seeping into my brain and making it useless.

6. Doc's dad is just way too perky. 

I want to see him in guy sweats with peanut butter smeared on his tee shirt and a little bitterness in his tone because that is real life. Instead he's celebrating Cuddle Day with special Cuddle Cakes and pre-breakfast snuggles. No. Just, no. 

7. Chuggington, get the hell out of here with that theme song. 

I will, without fail, sing the Chuggington theme song all.day.long. To add insult to injury, I'll most likely shout BADGE QUEST at the end, in public, because that is my life.