Dressing The Mom BodyJanuary 06, 2016
Mom Uniforms: The Put Together Edition
This may seriously be the most "put together" grouping of Mom Uniforms that I've whipped up. And honestly, all of the pieces are stupid comfortable, basics and a great price point. So basically, I crushed it. Let's get down to business, shall we?
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for:
The Anthropologie Fail
So, this dress is really cute on the hanger. It's not even that bad online (and before you ask, yes, I'm sure that I'm not wearing it backwards - that key hole you see in the listing photo is basically just a slit in the fabric in real life.) But somehow, this dress manages to oddly create volume on my stomach while suffocating me in the neck and maybe being an awkward length (keep in mind that I'm 5'9" so imagine this one a petite girl). I really couldn't believe how many parts of it are just plain wrong. The only redeeming factor might be if you are smuggling a small and thus still secret bump in the work place. Seeing as I am just smuggling my old baby belly, this is a big fat fail for moi.
Any questions about fit or sizing? Feel free to ask!