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10 Things I Know For Sure
1. I am a terrible housekeeper. 
The best part about having a dog is that she eats everything that falls/is tossed from the highchair. Except fruit. I’m working on convincing her that she does indeed like raspberries. 
2. I swear too much but I don’t care.
 It will really be a bummer when the baby starts repeating things and I have to clean up my act.
3. My distressed denim shorts are super unflattering. 
I wear them anyway. A lot.
4. I use dry shampoo more often than regular shampoo. 
I should work on that.
5. White sheets are a luxury for baby-less people.
I want to stay strong on my white sheet love but my dreamy white bedding has been tormented by the stains of veggie straws to the point of no return.
6. Autocorrect is literally the bane of my existance.
 I could turn it off but I’m weirdly attached to being infuriated by it. 
7. I will always clean up after my baby in a restaurant. 
Like, on the floor, under the table, picking up the food he tossed. I once asked the staff to bring me the broom thing so I could clean up crushed animal crackers. 
8. I should probably make the move to granny panties. 

9. Being a SAHM is weird. 
I’m exhausted, never alone and pee with an audience but most days, the only thing I have to show for it is greasy hair and baby who survived another day. There are no actual benchmarks for success except perhaps the 10 minutes you get with pediatrician who tells you the baby is developing perfectly. Otherwise, it’s just a game of mom v. mom comparison and baby v. mom battle of wills.

10. Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry is the best diet soda in a can but it is impossible to find.

 Diet Cherry Pepsi will do in a pinch.